so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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