I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
He uses pillows to masturbate.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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