Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Randomize
