You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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