Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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