This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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