guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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