Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
This is not my ceiling
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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