xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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