it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I can't turn off my feet"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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