She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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