so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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