I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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