Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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