Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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