As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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