Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You are a genius and a whore.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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