Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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