No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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