ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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