if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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