If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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