You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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