Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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