Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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