To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize
