He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
