I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You work out of a Hotel?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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