genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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