summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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