I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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