one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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