I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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