I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
