All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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