That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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