i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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