ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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