have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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