pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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