The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
