oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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