I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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