This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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