I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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