I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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