There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize