I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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