There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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