He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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