is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
