I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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