thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
