So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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